Wednesday, June 10, 2020

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The WHO has spoken, but (wait for it!) we won’t get fooled again. Once more, they’ve opened their inept, over-funded, Chinese-owned yaps to spread completely incorrect information about SARS-CoV-2, then issued an immediate retraction when their lies were challenged.

In this case, we’re referring to their announcement several days ago that there was virtually no risk of contagion from asymptomatic spreaders, as such cases were “very rare.” Which meant that society could reopen fully and, as long as someone wasn’t running a fever or hacking up a lung, social distancing and masks could be forgotten. Hooray, right?!

Only they’ve now issued a “clarification” that what they really meant to say was that up to 40% of coronavirus transmission might be due to asymptomatic spread but “more information is needed.” Information which they apparently get by spending way too much time on Facebook.

Let’s be clear: Covid-19 is still a critically serious world crisis…and one which gets worse every time blatant misinformation from the World Health Organization spreads virally.


It’s official: “cultural appropriation” now only applies to sombreros.

To show their support for George Floyd and, apparently, their African heritage, on Monday Democrats solemnly pretended to kneel on a black neck for 8 minutes and 46 seconds. Which brings the total time they’ve been kneeling on black necks to about 100 years, 8 minutes, and 46 seconds.

We marvel, and not in a good way, at what the thought processes must have been behind this repugnant idea:

“Maybe we should finally allow black kids to go to good schools?”
“Nah – teacher’s unions.”
“Close the borders so illegal aliens don’t take jobs from black Americans?”
“What – and lose our nannies and lawn crews?”
“Why don’t we stop paying Planned Parenthood to abort black children?”
“No way – we’d lose the women’s vote!”
“Okay, let’s finally renounce Senator Robert Byrd – the longest-serving Democrat senator in U.S. history – for being an Exalted Cyclops in the Ku Klux Klan!
“C’mon, let bygones be bygones.”
(A long pause as brains are wracked. Then…)
“Let’s pretend that George Floyd was from Africa and we can all dress up as Africans!
“BRILLIANT! Now let’s raise taxes and get lobster bisque for lunch!”

For this very sincere ceremony which was in no way a cheap, transparent, condescending grab for black votes, Nancy Pelosi was given the tribal name “Kunta Kente.” Kente is the traditional African fabric seen in the neck wraps the Democrats were wearing. And Kunta is, well…let’s just say that it fits Nancy Pelosi perfectly.

This article is republished with permission from our friend Stilton Jarlsberg at Stilton’s Place