This is the most honest presidential campaign ad in the history of presidential campaign ads.

That’s because it follows the People’s Cube formula of drunk-blogging while high on beet vodka spiked with truth serum (a designer mix of ethanol, scopolamine, 3-quinuclidinyl benzilate, potent short or intermediate acting hypnotic benzodiazepines such as midazolam, flunitrazepam, and various short and ultra-short acting barbiturates including sodium thiopental (aka Sodium Pentothal) and amobarbital (our comrades down at the Interrogations Directorate affectionately refer to it as “sodium amytal”).

This video can also be seen as a clever way for a stock footage company named Dissolve to market their goods. It’s a very equal follow-up to a similar generic brand video they made a few years back, which which we reviewed here:

Post-Modern Poetry of a Generic Brand Video

See more at the company official blog here: Presidential platitudes

EDITORS NOTE: This political satire video and commentary originally appeared on The Peoples Cube.