First the Russians meddled in our election and froze Hillary out of her rightful spot on the top of the Hill.
The fact that she wasn’t in any physical condition to mount the summit seems irrelevant to her supporters. I mean, really, she couldn’t even mount a set of stairs without the help of a few Sherpa’s.
Sometimes even the pack animals need a little help
Now I hear that Russia’s hacked into the Global Warming computers. They are shifting world-wide weather patterns by sending their Siberian Express to the United States to freeze us all out:
Run for the Hilz! The Russians are coming!
Temperatures this weekend are expected to drop a good 10 to 30 degrees below normal in many locations. That means more record lows are expected to be broken as this Siberian airmass moves South through the United States. – KFOX 14
Apparently the Russians don’t believe in Global Warming either. No wonder they wanted Donald Trump to win. Remember when Obama was president – oh wait a minute, he still is! Butt I mean when he was really president like in the winter of 2013-14:
Back then cold weather was caused by the Polar Vortex; a term I find a little bit triggering, “polar” being so white and all.
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