The Greatest Freak Show on Earth?
Abandon hope all ye who enter here. |
Hurry, hurry – step right up! The big DNC Freak Show is about to begin! For four days and four days only, you’ll see human oddities, nature’s mistakes, and performers who mystify, terrify, and refuse to testify! They’re all alive and all inside! (Don’t push, kid, there’s room for everyone!)
For the price of one small vote (additional donations happily accepted, foreign currency welcome), you’ll see the entire cavalcade of curiosities waiting for you just inside the heavily-guarded doors of the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia!
Mothers bring your daughters! Fathers bring your sons! You’ll be stunned! You’ll be shocked! Your world will be rocked! So hurry, hurry, hurry! See the land of the freaks and the home of the brazen! The big show is starting NOW!
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