Sometime later this week, we can confidently predict that Democrats and the media will be howling in anger at the inconclusive results of a weeklong FBI investigation into what may or may not have happened during a two minute period behind a closed bedroom door in an unknown house on an unknown day, month, and year, with no witnesses, approximately 36 years ago.

Unless the FBI gets access to a time-traveling DeLorean, there’s simply no way they can find out anything new. Not that the Democrats actually care. Their attitude, to paraphrase Doc Brown, is “Where we’re going, we don’t need evidence.”

To put matters in sad perspective, today is the one year anniversary of the nightmarish Las Vegas shootings that killed 58 people and injured hundreds of others. It was the largest mass murder in U.S. history. The FBI has now had a year to investigate what happened in a bedroom that became a sniper’s perch. They’ve been able to draw on their own investigators and labs, the Mandalay Bay resort’s security personnel and apparatus, multiple closed circuit cameras recording videos before and at the time of the event, and the statements of countless witnesses.

And they’ve come up with nothing to explain how and why this bloodbath occurred. What happened in that bedroom remains a mystery.

This being the case, it strains credulity to think that, given seven days, even the FBI can somehow divine the truth of a brief alleged bedroom humping from decades ago.

Of course, even if the FBI could produce absolute proof that Brett Kavanaugh is 100% innocent of all accusations, it wouldn’t change a single senate Democrat’s vote against his confirmation. Because this dissection of a good man isn’t really about Kavanaugh at all. It’s about protecting the Left’s “right” to continue dissecting unborn children without any pesky legal restraints.

We don’t know yet how this will play out, but we do have to acknowledge that the Democrats have worked tirelessly to ruin Kavanaugh’s good name. They have worked so hard, in fact, that we think they deserve some time off from public life when all this is over.

Another 36 years feels about right.