Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Cry Me a Rivera

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Things are heating up considerably on our southern border, where the (ahem) “caravan” of Hispanic men (with a small sprinkling of women and children, densely surrounded by photographers) are aggressively – and illegally – trying to enter our country.

The Left is horrified that tear gas was deployed defensively against the violent, rock-throwing miscreants attempting to injure (or worse) our law enforcement officers. Although strangely, headlines about the confrontations tend to read “Trump gasses children at border,” as if he was personally marching the weeping toddlers into the cyanide shower stalls.

Little mention, however, is made of Barack Obama using tear gas against “immigrants” at the border some 80 times during his administration. But that was okay, because he was Black. Well, Black-ish.

But when it comes to the media overreacting and distorting the story, one can hardly find a better example than Geraldo “Want to see my semi-naked tweets?” Rivera. On Monday’s edition of Fox News’s “The Five,” the volatile Rivera erupted in a lengthy tantrum about how disgusted he is with our country for the vile treatment being shown to these poor, angelic refugees.

Here are his comments, interspersed with some questions and observations of our own (in bold).

“I am ashamed,” Geraldo emoted. “We treat these people – these economic refugees (economic? We’ve been told they were fleeing violence!) – as if they’re zombies from The Walking Dead. We are a nation of immigrants (Legal immigrants). These are desperate people. They walked 2,000 miles.”(in record breaking time, perhaps owing to the use of motorized vehicles, and with food, water, and shelter paid for by shadowy figures).

“Why? Because they want to rape your daughter (which happens) or steal your lunch? No. Because they want a job! (Again, not cause for political asylum – which, in any case, was already offered by Mexico and turned down by the group’s organizers). They want to fill the millions of unfilled jobs (which Americans aren’t doing because they make more in welfare) we have in the agricultural sector (Hmm – remind us what crops need picking 12 months a year?). They want to wash dishes in the restaurants! They wanna deliver the pizzas!” (But those are minimum wage jobs which will require supplemental income and services from generous government programs – especially for families. And shouldn’t Hispanics be insulted that the Leftists see them only as potential servants doing the most menial jobs imaginable?)

Geraldo then wrapped up his diatribe with a predictable dash of racism, suggesting that the problem isn’t that millions of people are violating our immigration laws and draining our resources, but rather that stinking, evil Americans don’t want them because “they look different than the mainstream.” Showing that Geraldo clearly hasn’t looked at the “mainstream” in Texas any time recently.

By Geraldo’s own admission, these people are NOT coming here for asylum – they’re coming for money…most of which will be from taxpayers, both in direct payments and indirect expenses (healthcare, schools, housing and a lot more).

We are not unsympathetic to those people (not including the criminals, gang members, or incurably diseased) who want to come into the United States – which remains, despite the Dems’ best efforts, the land of opportunity.

But we would also not be unsympathetic to the distressed shipwreck survivors still in the water once the only life boat has been filled to the point that even one more person added will sink the boat – causing everyone to drown.

There are limits to what we can do, and those limits need to be established by law and enforced through legal means – not by mob rule. Because when our nation’s laws fail – and they might – the question won’t be who’s coming into this country, but how the rest of us can get the hell out.