As if there wasn’t enough nail-biting uncertainty about the mid-term elections already, another potentially disruptive event has been announced: in September, documentarian Michael “Where’s the craft service table?” Moore will be releasing his latest cinematic opus – an attack on Donald Trump entitled “Fahrenheit 11/9.” Presumably because Michael still has thousands of old posters from his earlier film “Fahrenheit 9/11” and he figures he can get more use out of them with a Post-it note covering the only part of the title being changed.

Okay, actually he thinks he’s being really clever comparing 11/9 (Trump’s election date) to 9/11 (a world-changing assault on our nation). Which, frankly, isn’t a bad angle to take – and we should know. We used a similar switcheroo for a cartoon about Obama over 5 years ago.

The trailer for Moore’s documentary is pretty much exactly what you’d expect it to be: context-free two second clips of Trump juxtaposed with a KKK rally to make him look bad, intercut with multiple shots of Michael Moore staring at the outsides of big buildings with a strained/puzzled look on his face like he needs to use a pay toilet but has nothing in his pockets except some melting Peppermint Patties.

Moore, who spends his time between documentaries hiring himself out to parties as a Rosie O’Donnell lookalike, is encouraging other celebrities to, like him, “put their bodies on the line” for the anti-Trump Resistance.

Although frankly, if their bodies are like his, no one will even be able to see the line.

BONUS: HOORAY FOR HOLLYWEIRD

We’re willing to bet right now that the first person to present the Academy’s new award will be Hillary Clinton. You read it here first.