Good news comrades!
The R&D battalion attached to the approaching 1st Mechanized Migrant Caravan Division has hired the famous Native American shaman, Elizabeth Warren, to summon into our world a fire-breathing dragon. Divisional headquarters was very impressed by the events in the last season of Game of Thrones, in which this mythical creature destroyed the ancient Wall that separates the civilized world from a horde of ice-zombie invaders.
It is believed that investing in a dragon is the best way to spend the vast amount of money that has been flowing in from various Democrat PACS and Soros-backed organisations. Some had suggested to use these funds to add armoured personnel carriers and limited artillery to the military hardware carried by the Migrant regiments. Others had suggested to invest in close air support, a limited submarine fleet or even – most ludicrously – in education and medical care for the immigrants in the caravan.
The idea is applauded by representatives of CNN and MSNBC, who are standing by 24/7 to film the dramatic events that are expected to happen once the vanguard of the Caravan makes first contact with the border guards. By using a dragon to make a huge hole in the wall, it will be much easier for Psy Ops teams to bring the pregnant women and little children into the danger zones. The news networks are hoping for at least a dozen wounded toddlers.
Meanwhile, the popular author (and Hillary Clinton supporter) George RR Martin has been arrested by an elite team of PC police and charged with “promoting the idea that borders can be necessary”, a capital offence in the glorious world of Next Tuesday™. HBO announced that major changes will be made to the next season of “Game of Thrones” in order to make it less triggering and more like the new “Star Wars” movies.
Fans will no doubt be delighted to hear that Jon Snow will be replaced by a strong female character called “Joanna Snow”. The racist border guards of the “Night Watch” and their Trumpian “Wall” will be written out of the story. The ice zombies will be represented as a collectivist society, bringing joy and prosperity to the feudal lands of Westeros. The series will also include more lectures about the evil of white men and less of the politically useless violence, intrigue, and plot twists.
Good luck Next Tuesday™ with the midterms!
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