At President Trump’s wildly successful speech to Congress, female Democrats decided to show that they’re tough, serious, and independent-minded by all dressing the same, the first opportunity many have had since serving as bridesmaids back in the days of the Eisenhower administration.

Theoretically, the decision for the ladies to wear white was to show their support for women’s suffrage…which was codified into law 92 years ago. Disappointingly, none of the Dem dames wore anything to show their support for abolition. Racist much, ladies?

BONUS: FRANKEN, MY DEAR, I DON’T GIVE A DAMN

We don’t know all the details of the accusations against Attorney General Jeff Sessions because, and we state this firmly and for the record, we don’t give a rat’s ass.

For Sessions to have taken part in a Russian conspiracy to elect Donald Trump, there would have to have been a Russian conspiracy to elect Donald Trump. Not only is there no evidence of this, but the whole premise makes no sense.

Whereas Trump was simply free-associating about the possibility of a better relationship with the Kremlin while on the stump, Hillary quietly approved the sale of 20% of America’s uranium reserves to the Russians. Moreover, with her bungled Russian “reset” program as Secretary of State, Hillary had already clearly demonstrated to Putin that, if elected, she would be far easier to manipulate than the wildcard Trump.

We’re hoping that Jeff Sessions stands tough against the current accusations and that Trump stands behind him. The “Russian Conspiracy” is nonsense of a high order…and the last resort of a failing and flailing political party.