And he probably said where to put them.

Here at Hope n’ Change, we find that we’re filled with radiant happiness each time Barack Obama does anything as president for the last time. It’s a delightful reminder that his days in office – and our days of misery – are literally numbered.

To that end, we’re happy to announce the addition of our new countdown clock which you can find in the top left column of this blog. We fretted briefly over whether it was unseemly and disrespectful to headline the clock as showing “time till the screen door hits Obama’s ass,” but after further introspection we realized that everything else we might have said would be considerably more unseemly and disrespectful.

Seriously, our constipated nation is waiting anxiously for its electoral enema to kick in so we can be rid of this guy. In fact, it now strikes us that we’d like to be at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue the day Barry makes his final goodbyes, so that we could then blast the sound of a flushing toilet through powerful amplifiers. Perhaps we should start a Kickstarter campaign…

BONUS: TWEET REVENGE

“Initial reports are no survivors at MSNBC…”

We almost (but not quite!) wish that Trump would fire off a few tweets like the one above, just to coax more screams and lamentations from those on the Left. Because we’re getting so much enjoyment out of their ongoing suffering.

Then again, he doesn’t actually need to toy with the Leftists because they’re already losing their minds over his excellent cabinet pics.  A Secretary of Defense who understands military might, wants to avoid war when possible, and values the lives and commitment of our troops? Horrors! A Secretary of Education who actually puts quality education (especially in our inner cities) ahead of protecting teachers unions? Madness!

If there’s a connecting theme to Trump’s picks to date, it’s that he’s eschewing the ivory tower academics who claim to be experts in their fields, and instead choosing people who have actually demonstrated significant accomplishment in those fields.

It really is beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.

This article is republished with permission from our friend Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’Change