Friday, May 7, 2021

Visitors Day

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Owing to language which President Trump forced to be inserted into a Covid relief bill, the agencies that monitor reports and investigations of UFOs are supposed to offer a report detailing all they know by June 1st.

And there’s at least a possibility that we could hear some cool, scary, mind-blowing stuff…although if we do, it will surely be no more than 1% of the real story. In drips and drabs, military and intelligence agencies have already affirmed the existence of some weird kind of flying objects in our skies that not only far transcend any technology known on Earth, they seem to violate the laws of physics as we (perhaps primitively) understand them.

If we had to guess – and it’s only a guess – our instinct is that a lot more of this stuff is real than we’ve been previously told. And that while extraterrestrials may visit from time to time, they seemingly don’t want to interact with us much (let alone conquer us) because as a species we’re comparatively stupid and boring.  Seriously, would you want to cross half a galaxy just to spend time getting lectured by Greta Thunberg?

But if there were a huge social upheaval coming when New Neighbors arrive and the government wanted to prepare us for it psychologically, what would that look like? Well, we imagine there would be preemptive policies like:

• Destroying the notion of borders, national sovereignty, and even property ownership. 

• Efforts would be made to erase and rewrite our national history. Hey, why fight to protect what’s yours when you don’t even know or believe in what you’re fighting for?

• Muddle the accepted definitions of what “people” are. Male? Female? Whales? Dolphins? Who needs labels to self-identify as “human?” Or humanoid?

• Prepping for the Big Meet-and-Greet would take trillions of dollars, but it’s money that would never realistically ever have to be paid back. Seen any budget proposals like that lately?

• In case of a complete social upheaval, pretty much no one will be showing up for their shifts at McDonalds, meaning the government would need to create plans to feed, clothe, and house everyone from cradle to grave…and supply them with an income even though there are no jobs to go to. And gosh, Biden is pushing all of this right now. Probably coincidentally.

• If Intergalactic visitors show up, we probably don’t want to piss them off by implying that they can’t do whatever the hell they want. Maybe it would be a good idea to undercut the citizenry’s respect for police authority. 

• Just in case Cosmic Tourists would bring Cosmic coronaviruses with them, it would probably be smart to first condition the public to wear a mask or two at all times, indoors and out, for the rest of their lives.

And so on and so on. Mind you, we’re not saying any of this is actually happening. We’re just saying that, with Joe “Mumbles” Biden sitting in the Oval Office, stranger things have already happened.

This article is republished with permission from our friend Stilton Jarlsberg at Stilton’s Place