Trump administration starves animals, meals snatched away

Ivan the Stakhanovets

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Woman Treed by Wolves Waits for Authorities to Allow Rescue

Federally protected animal babies™ went hungry. A pack of starving undocumented wolves treed their next meal, and were preparing to eat.

After 45 minutes of debate, agents of the Trump administration flew a helicopter to snatch the meal from the mouths of the wolves and their crying pups, who were chased away from a Darwin Award-winning school lunch that was trespassing in a known wolves’ gathering area.

Wolves endured multiple assaults by pepper spray, and chased the woman up a tree to stay fresh until mealtime. Trumps lackeys used the technological advancements of a helicopter to run off the wolf pack and “rescue” the woman.

The immigrant wolves were only trying to feed their families.

This article is republished with permission from our friend Oleg Atbashian at The People’s Cube.