Federally protected animal babies™ went hungry. A pack of starving undocumented wolves treed their next meal, and were preparing to eat.
After 45 minutes of debate, agents of the Trump administration flew a helicopter to snatch the meal from the mouths of the wolves and their crying pups, who were chased away from a Darwin Award-winning school lunch that was trespassing in a known wolves’ gathering area.
Wolves endured multiple assaults by pepper spray, and chased the woman up a tree to stay fresh until mealtime. Trumps lackeys used the technological advancements of a helicopter to run off the wolf pack and “rescue” the woman.
The immigrant wolves were only trying to feed their families.
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