One of the easiest ways of gauging the success of the Trump administration is by checking the misery index of progressive billionaire troublemaker George Soros. It’s a perfectly inverse (and perverse) relationship, in which the better things get, the worse Soros feels.

Which is why Soros’s recent statement that “everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong,” is a cause for celebration among those of us who actually love America.

The sloth-like Bond villain, who was utterly convinced that his contributions to Hillary Clinton would amount to the successful purchase of a President of the United States, now thinks he was “living in my own bubble.” Which isn’t really rare among ultra-weathy self-worshipping liberal whackjobs who believe their own methane emissions smell like rose blossoms.

Soros, who still receives royalties from Lucasfilms whenever Jabba the Hutt appears onscreen, is convinced that Donald Trump is “willing to destroy the world” by doing things like trying to get the North Koreans and Iranians to give up their nuclear ambitions and building a strong American economy in which fewer people become slaves to the state.

Actually, George, he’s only destroying your world…and the dystopian nightmare that you and your hirelings had planned for us.

So let us rejoice in Soros’s misery and also be reminded of a very important truth: money can’t buy happiness or, in some cases, plastic surgery capable of removing really hideous eye bags.

BONUS: “…AND EAT IT, TOO.”