“That’s what Monica said!”

Hope n’ Change Monday Pop Quiz: Please read the following eulogy carefully, and then choose whether it’s about A) Mother Teresa, B) Adolph Hitler, or C) Florence Henderson…

“We know that this moment fills (people) with powerful emotions, recalling the countless ways in which (this person) altered the course of individual lives, families, and of (a culture). History will record and judge the enormous impact of this singular figure on the people and world around (her or him). // We offer condolences to (the deceased’s) family and our thoughts and prayers are with (those closest to the deceased). In the days ahead, they will recall the past and look to the future.”

Okay, so let’s make this easy – is it the eulogy for a wonderful person or a rotten one?

Wait, now that we’re read it again, maybe even that’s not so easy to tell.

Give up? Well, it could clearly be about any of the choices listed above – or any other human who has ever lived – but these actually are the entirely meaningless words babbled by Barack Obama regarding the passing of Cuba’s monstrous, murderous, freedom-suppressing, communist dictator for life, Fidel Castro. A man who has been a blight upon the people of his nation and a sworn enemy of the United States for more than half a century.

Not that you’d know any of this from Barry’s bland and non-judgemental pronouncements. But then, what would you expect from the president who recently “normalized” relations with Cuba in order to direct American funds to prop up the Castro dictatorship and further kill hopes for freedom and democracy among the oppressed still trapped within Cuba’s borders?

Yet another reason why the radically anti-Freedom socialist in the Oval Office can’t hit the street soon enough (hopefully on his rear end).

Meanwhile, Barry’s not the only one feeling grief in the White House…