Officials Announce They Put The Decimal In The Wrong Place, Inflation Actually 91% | Babylon Bee 

Labor Secretary Martin J. Walsh spoke with reporters Friday to clarify previous remarks that the rate of inflation had hit 9.1% in June. He explained that his office had accidentally placed the decimal in the wrong place and inflation is actually 91%, the highest it has ever been. He apologized for the error.

“Oops, sorry about that folks. Apologies all around,” said Sec Walsh. “My notes had a pretty glaring typo. Inflation is actually 91%. Wow, yeah — that’s pretty high. That’s, like, the highest it’s ever been in recorded history, I think. I will not be taking any questions.”

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