North Korea has apparently managed to miniaturize nuke warheads to the point that they’ll fit into ICBMs way sooner than the “experts” expected (the same “experts” who assure us that Barack Obama’s buddies in Iran are far from finishing their nukes), and a vacationing Donald Trump has declared that if Kim Jung Un doesn’t quit screwing around, he’ll be “met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.”

Considering that there aren’t many funny things we can say about this (the cartoon above quite likely being proof), we present an even more surreal than usual edition of Earwigs…