In a surprising telecast this evening, MSNBC host Rachel Maddow confessed to not only being a man, but to having a “room temperature IQ”.

“I’m not really sure what that means,” Maddow admitted, referring to her low IQ being essentially room temperature, “But I’m sure it’s progressive!”

Maddow “came out” and admitted her maleness after years of suspicion on the part of many Americans.

“Yes, I’m a man. I’ve always been a man, but I have extremely low testosterone, whatever that is, so I just decided to go with my feelings a long time ago,” stated the star of the surprisingly low rated “Rachel Maddow Show”.

We contacted 100 of the approximately 700 viewers of the show and were told that most of those we spoke to pretty much just use the “Rachel Maddow Show” for background noise when cleaning house or doing dishes, and that they really weren’t shocked at all by today’s revelation by Maddow.

The low rated MSNBC host said that she’s considering transitioning out of television and starting a stage act in Los Vegas, and that she’ll be there all week!

This article is republished with permission from our friend Oleg Atbashian at The People’s Cube.