Man Takes Sober Moment To Reflect On Fact That Most Of Meal Already Gone
DERBY, KS—Solemnly setting down the remainder of his Turkey Bacon Ranch sub and lowering his eyes to the few chips left on his plate, local man Paul DePietro reportedly took a moment Thursday to quietly reflect on the fact that most of his lunch was already gone. “Not long ago, I had my whole meal in front of me, but in the blink of an eye it nearly all disappeared,” said DiPietro, slowly shaking his head as he noted how hard it was to believe that he only had a few bites left with the double-meat sandwich on white…. read more at The Onion
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Sure is empty down here...