Irony Man
Friday, December 16, 2016
Irony Man
This is SO much funnier when you substitute the correct word for “bleeping”… |
The Left is still pushing the story that the integrity of our recent election was fatally compromised by leaked information which, according to unnamed and unsubstantiated intelligence agency sources who are leaking information (if not made up entirely) came from Russia.
We’ve already editorialized on this nonsense, but found that a new low was reached when White House spokesweasel Josh Earnest declared (not joshing, but earnestly) that “It’s just a fact that (Trump) was encouraging Russia to hack his opponent (to) help his campaign.”
Well, no – it’s a fact that Trump made a very obvious joke about Russia finding the 30,000 emails that Hillary was hiding from investigators. But when this obvious truth was pointed out to Earnest, he glowered, “I don’t think anybody at the White House thinks it’s funny that an adversary of the United States engaged in malicious cyberactivity to destabilize our democracy. That’s not a joke. Nobody at the White House thought it was a joke. Nobody in the intelligence community thought it was a joke.”
In other words, nobody in the White House or intelligence community would know a joke if it bit them in the ass. Which this one actually has.
Still, the preposterous hubbub is giving some Leftists hope that Monday’s vote by the electoral college might still overturn the will of the people…
We think it’s almost impossible that there will be a last-minute upset in the electoral college, but we admit we’ll breathe easier when the voting is finally done, and Donald Trump’s win is validated. Or is that Vlad-idated…?
BONUS: GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST
From the yuletide vault in 2012…
And don’t forget…
You probably think this was just an excuse to bring back Busty again. And you’re right. |
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