Friday, November 4, 2016

Last Gleaming

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Hope n’ Change couldn’t help having a Twilight Zone experience yesterday when, following a Fox News report that the FBI is 99% sure that up to five foreign intelligence services successfully hacked Hillary Clinton’s private server and stole our classified secrets, we subsequently checked television, radio, print, and the Internet and found that the mainstream media is completely ignoring it.

Perhaps because the allegations – which certainly ring true – remain unsubstantiated outside of Fox News, and even they are starting to use a little weasel-wording about how solid the story might be.

Hope n’ Change believes Hillary’s private server was hacked, because it neatly explains the horrendous string of foreign policy failures our country suffered during and after her time as Secretary of State. Russia knew exactly how aggressive they could get, Iran had inside information about our nuclear negotiation strategies, ISIS knew with certainty what we were and weren’t willing to do, and on and on.

We have absolutely no doubt that many thousands of lives were lost, millions of people have been displaced, and America’s influence has plummeted because of Hillary Clinton’s scheming and overtly illegal actions.

And despite her best efforts, it would appear that the only people she actually managed to keep secrets from were voters and members of Congressional oversight committees. A situation which we fervently hope is now changing.

BONUS: UPDATE FROM THE AFFRAUDABLE CARE ACT

Hey, look what the president sent us in the mail yesterday!

Yes, this is our official notification from Healthcare.gov, demanding $1820 a month for two healthy people to be on an HMO Bronze plan (their lowest tier of coverage)…and a staggering rate increase of 49.2% in a single year.

We’d say more, only we can’t concentrate with the swirling black and white spirals on the walls and the Twilight Zone theme getting louder and louder…

This article is republished with permission from our friend Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’Change