Here are the plans for Hillary Clinton to win the election:

  1. Bus supporters to states with caucuses and primaries.
  2. Force everyone to sign a document they will vote for Hillary
  3. Buy the votes from democratic super delegates
  4. Cover any bad information and cut loose knots
  5. Talk mostly about candidates being sexist
  6. Beat up alleged Clinton rape victims to submission
  7. Bark like a dog and have supporters laugh at it
  8. Buy actors for rallies to make it look like there are so many supporters. Hey, mob mentality works great against undecided visitors.
  9. Buy actors for fake stories and heartfelt hugs
  10. Find a salute for Hillary Clinton, the National Socialist Party has a good one.
  11. Find a way to condemn those who find the truth about me. They shall be called conspiracy makers, rednecks or anything to make them look bad and ashamed.

Remember comrades, these are for Hillary supporters’ eyes only.

This article is republished with permission from our friend Oleg Atbashian at The People’s Cube.