Here It Comes
Monday, November 7, 2016 at Hope n’Change
…or maybe not. |
Tomorrow is Election Day 2016, and there’s a mounting crescendo of nuttiness occurring on the campaign trail – especially among those on the Left.
Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama took to the airwaves to assure illegal aliens that if they vote, no effort will be made to track them down or hold them accountable. Not exactly stunning news, except for the part where he’s openly admitting this on television.
Meanwhile, the soon-to-be-former communications director for Hillary’s campaign tweeted to potential voters that “if you see a whopper of a Wikileaks in the next two days – it’s probably a fake.” Wait – “probably?!” As in, even Hillary’s campaign is conceding that such apparent whoppers might be the real deal?!
But wait – there’s more! Some folks on the Right are hyperventilating after a Wikileaks document turned up in which John Podesta’s brother, Tony, invited him to attend a “spirit cooking” event which smacked of Satanism. But Snopes.com has come riding to a less-than-impressive rescue by declaring the story FALSE because “spirit cooking” doesn’t necessarily refer to a satanic ritual, but simply recipes “containing bodily fluids such as semen and breast milk.” Wow – that’s a relief!
And the latest lunacy (at least at the time of this writing) is that FBI Director James “Weasel of the Year” Comey has now announced (no doubt while under interesting duress) that his office has miraculously managed to sort through all of the emails on Anthony Weiner’s laptop and gosh, there’s nothing there which would make Comey change the conclusions he came to in July. Mind you, those conclusions were that Hillary was as guilty as sin, but that “no reasonable prosecutor” would bring her to trial for fear of ending up in a shallow grave.
Much like the dinosaur in today’s cartoon, Hope n’ Change is genuinely looking forward to the election being over. But nothing is “going back to normal” afterwards…it’s simply a question of what the changes are going to be, and how we’re going to cope with them.
Spoiler alert: liquor will be involved.
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This article is republished with permission from our friend Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’Change
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