Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader “Are you sure I’m not Sandra Day O’Connor?” Ginsburg thrilled Leftists this week with the announcement that, despite being older than actual dirt, she intends to remain a withered and frequently dozing member of the Supreme Court for another five years.

This presumes, of course, that the Kickstarter campaign she has created to pay for “a recirculating pump and a metric buttload of formaldehyde” will be successfully funded.

And while we may joke about Ginsburg’s age, it’s only fair to note that there’s no reason that age alone should disqualify anyone from sitting on the Supreme Court. After all, the giant Galapagos tortoise can live over 100 years. The Greenland Shark can top 200 years. And the spiny Red Sea Urchin lives even longer. And any of these death-defying centenarian miracles of nature would be a better Justice than Ginsburg, who was making bad decisions long before the last of her neurons packed up their bags and retired to Florida.

Still, in this magical age of modern medicine, it’s entirely possible that Ginsburg may be kept alive for another five years. Somehow…

“Best of all, he’s your same size!”

This being the case it’s entirely possible that we’ll all have to suffer through another five years of Ginsburg’s ideologically questionable rulings and her insistent (and highly questionable) belief that women’s paychecks are less than those of men.

For the record, Stilton’s Place believes strongly that both sexes should receive equal urnings…and we hope that Justice Ginsburg can take personal advantage of this egalitarian policy sooner rather than later.