Fun facts about Maxine Waters

1. Maxine Waters wears James Brown’s energizer wig, from which she derives all her power. Pulling the wig off instantly puts her to sleep, while her staff places it on a special charger.

2. Her 43rd congressional district in California is shaped like a penis. She loves it, even though she hasn’t seen it in a long time. She blames the Republicans and Trump for how it is pointing downward. In her mind the words “The South will rise again” have a whole different meaning.

3. Maxine Waters once refused to save 15% or more by switching to Geico because that would have made her a sellout to corporate interests.

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