Friday, October 6, 2017

Frankly, Sinatra, I Don’t Give A Damn

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Hard to believe she’s still using air that should have been Tom Petty’s.

Following the horrific massacre in Las Vegas, decrepit former entertainer Nancy “These Boobs Were Made For Sagging” Sinatra has come up with a brilliantly simple way to permanently end gun violence in our nation.

Specifically, she wants all five million members of the NRA to be lined up against a wall and shot to death by firing squads. Granted, this would have absolutely no effect on criminal gun violence in our country, but the massive domestic holocaust would at least temporarily slake the bottomless blood lust of those on the Left and (bonus!) get them to support funding for Trump’s really big wall so they can have someplace to line up so many citizens.

There could also be a positive little bump in the nation’s textile industry which would need to quickly provide five million blindfolds to those who would rather not accidentally gaze on Nancy Sinatra’s smug, withered visage before they’re executed.

Since Ms. Sinatra is clearly clueless, we’d like to give her one: genocidal fascists like you are the reason that good people want guns, and the reason that the NRA exists to protect them from your murderous, anti-constitutional impulses.