A recent article by the fascist pamphleteer Daniel Greenfield (ordered by his masters of the Nazi Jewish Syndicate called Frontpage), attacked our friends Caroline Finney and Mickey Fearn.

Ms. Finney and Mr. Fearn are members of a group of (government-paid) heroes who try, in their own words, to “bring those lands – those parks, all our public lands, to the American people.”

They want the administration to make national parks more “inclusive”. Finney claims that Theodore Roosevelt’s vision of preserving beautiful natural landscapes was rooted in “privilege”. Fearn: “Preserving wild places is a white concept, going back to Rome.”

And how right these comrades are! It’s high time for an article in their defense! The Korrektifikation of the USA can not stop with just the creation of a new, more social and collectivist human. Nature also will have to change to be able to cohabitate with us in the glorious world of Next Tuesday!

For example: a forest is full of big trees blocking the light for the smaller trees. These are the bourgeois capitalist trees of the forest, oppressing the proletarian shrubs and herbs below. No wonder evil men like Theodore Roosevelt tried to maintain them. Forests are a continuous insult to the principles of equality and social progress!

A true collectivist natural landscape is like the endless steppes of Mongolia, and contains only one type of plant: grass! As the Kube is the only perfektly korrekt geometrical form, so is the humble halm of grass the only perfekt form of plant:

• It is too small too hide the subversive activities of anti-revolutionaries
• It is completely equal to its neighbouring halms
• It does not complain
• It can be trampled upon in perpetuum (as all lifeforms in a Korrekt Society must be, especially the Proles)
• It can feed sheep, who are known to follow blindly the leadership of others, another superb lifeform indeed
• A grassy field can host community activities, such as rallies (for the Korrekt Party of course).

Therefore, once Comrade Sanders defeats the evil Trumplord, all those vile racist redwoods will burn in the fires of industry, and only collectivised “Grass Communities” will make up the national parks of the so called USA!

Kollektivist greetings,
Comrade Minitrue

This article is republished with permission from our friend Oleg Atbashian at The People’s Cube.