Doomsday prepper has no idea what to do with all this ammo now
On Wednesday, Hicks disappointingly awoke to an America not being overrun with transgender communists, goose-stepping femnazis, or invading UN troops dressed in pantsuits. From a coffee table constructed of 7.62×51 NATO ammo crates, Hicks openly pondered what he was supposed to do now.
“I thought we’d be under that Sharia law already,” he said. “I spent election night wrapping a baseball bat with barbed wire for goodness sake.”
With Starbucks still open on every corner, Hicks lamented pouring his life savings into MRE cheese and shelf-stable bread. He also noted the local pizza delivery guy didn’t accept payment in .22 long rifle…. read more here
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Sure is empty down here...