As always, you can click the cartoon for a larger view (and read the itty-bitty type above).

Well, the test results are in, and it seems that presidential wannabee Elizabeth “Princess Running Gag” Warren isn’t quite the Cherokee warrior she claimed to be as a “woman of color.”

Rather, her DNA showed that she might be 1/1024th Native American – which is less than most white Americans – but even that infinitesimal number might be wrong because there are no Native American DNA samples to compare hers with. So the DNA “specialist” compared those particular genes with ones found in other populations in Mexico and South America. Meaning that Warren may actually be Incan, Aztec, or Mayan and have a family history better suited to human sacrifice than running casinos.

But the important thing to take away from this DNA test is that Elizabeth Warren is so white that she makes Casper the ghost look like Kanye West.

Warren has made it clear that her presidential ambitions mean we’ll be seeing a lot of her in the future, which makes us think that this is a good time to revisit the past. To that end, enjoy this short retrospective of cartoons…

We still think he banged her, though.