By Ed Wallace, Publisher / Nov 6, 2021
Around 1,000 peaceful protesters surrounded the IHC West Campus today in protest of IHC’s upcoming mandate that all hospital workers receive the “jab”. While the protest was happening, Fox News reported that a Federal Appeals Court temporarily halted the unconstitutional Biden administration’s occupational safety rule that required business with over 100 employees to mandate the COVID-19 vaccine or submit to regular testing.
Many of the protestors were in their scrubs and most were not against the vaccine. Instead, they were against the mandate that strips them of their personal choice. This is in sharp contrast to the heroic progressive left’s mantra of “My Body, My Choice” that relates to their natural right to murder children in the womb. When freedom loving conservatives use that saying and apply it to the vaccine mandate, they become anti-American and accused of terrorism.
It’s a strange world we live in. Last years hero’s are becoming next year’s terrorists. Michelle Tanner, a newly elected member of the St George City Council and one of the organizers of the protest, posted these Facebook videos of the event: https://www.facebook.com/1587266220/videos/396576032185878/ https://www.facebook.com/1587266220/videos/2953642678285068/, https://www.facebook.com/1587266220/videos/850805378942146/, https://www.facebook.com/1587266220/videos/1009741593204092/, https://www.facebook.com/1587266220/videos/420971412880507/
The pics say it all:
In tomorrow’s news:
New ant1-Covid measures include posterior coverings to prevent possible aerosol transmission of the virus as a result of involuntary flatulence.
In a surprise announcement that eerily resembles a spontaneous whim, NIAID Director Dr. Anthony Fauci has announced that Covid-19 has been found to also be transmitted by aerosols and droplets produced by human flatulence just as effectively, if not more so, as via the upper respiratory system.
New measures must be taken in the form of posterior coverings that are clearly visible and are to be worn outside of one’s garments to ensure that all are adhering to the mandate in order to keep everyone safe.
Almost immediately after the announcement, social media pages have sprung up with calls to listen to science and suggestions to honor those wearing posterior coverings as “national superheros.” At the same time they used words like “murderers” and “fascists” to describe those not wearing posterior masks, threatening such “science deniers” with physical violence.
Unfortunately, they haven’t done much to stop the deadly virus of bullshit. All cumbersome red tape due process protocols will immediately be suspended in order to
force encourage the unvaccinated into compliance. The new state of the art facilities will house the inmates unvaccinated until their scheduled injection dates are met.
“If you don’t get the jab and do your part to keep everyone safe you can expect to live out your days in a FEMA camp.” Announced a triumphant Joe Biden who refused any questions that were not approved by a team organized to carefully filter any unapproved interaction between the press and POTUS.
“The only way to keep us all safe will be to build a giant wall around these camps so that the virus can’t get out.” Stated Kamela Harris from a private Caribbean resort where she claims to have been performing “important work” for the betterment of the country
BREAKING: Biden bans assault breathing; mandates holding breath while in public. In the ongoing fight against the deadliest disease ever, President* Joe Biden has outlawed assault breathing and mandated that all citizens aged 12 and up hold their breath while in public.
“This just makes sense,” Biden said in a press conference announcing the new executive order. “We cannot have people freely breathing on other people. Even if you wear a mask, you must hold your breath while in public.”
The law, which will not be written down anywhere in official regulation nevertheless must be followed by penalty of imprisonment.
“We’ve been trying to think of a way to build back better for the good of the planet and this policy aligns perfectly with the Green New Deal, which mandated everyone hold their breath for at least four hours a day,” White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said.
“Assault breathing is the number one threat to public health behind white supremacy,” Biden said through his translator Ozzy Osbourne.
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