Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt / 7/22/2021, 12:29 am Warning: FAKE NEWS. Fooled ya!

This article is republished with permission from our friend Oleg Atbashian at The People’s Cube.

BREAKING NEWS: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Seante Majority Leader Charles Schumer have vowed to impeach President Trump for inciting Riots™ in Cuba.

“We’ve seen, over the last 5 years, how former President Trump’s rhetoric has incited so much Hate™ in this country and around the world,” Nancy Pelosi stated. “He incited Riots™ in Hong Kong. He incited Riots™ in Myanmar. He incited riots™ in our own cities. He incited riots™ against the Capitol. Inciting Riots™ in Cuba is the last straw. I promise we will continue to fight to make sure that this hateful man never is allowed anywhere near the White House again.”

“This is the most egregious assault on Our Democracy™ and the sovereignty of a nation that has ever occurred in human history,” said Chuck Schumer. “Former President Trump has sown discord around the world with his anti-government rhetoric and his assaults on The Press™. This cannot be allowed to go unpunished. Cuba would be a free and prosperous country but for tyrants such as Trump. My solemn vow is that he will never be allowed to hold office again.”

A show trial will commence as soon as the vaccinated COVID infected Democrats from Texas are exiled from Washington DC.

Until then:

Speaking of mutant variants — and no, I am not referring to the busload of COVIDcrats — I understand that there has now been identified a Lambda variant. What I wish to know is what happened to Epsilon, Zeta, Eta, Theta, Iota, and Kappa? Where are they now? Did Trump insurgents kidnap them? We need another Democrat bipartisan commission to investigate this.