Monday, November 21, 2016

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Donald Trump continues to interview everyone under the sun for potential cabinet appointments, and Hope n’ Change is enjoying the torment each new name causes those on the Left.

As of this writing, the President-elect is said to be considering General James “Mad Dog” Mattis for Secretary of Defense, which we’re enthusiastically in favor of if only to watch liberal heads explode after hearing that Trump has appointed someone nicknamed “Mad Dog.”

Much like Trump, the General isn’t shy about generating attention-grabbing quotes. Among our favorites is “be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”  Granted, there are rumors that the phrase was originated by Hillary Clinton, but we find it unlikely owing to her inability to be either polite or professional.

We don’t have much to add just now, other than that we’re pleased to see the outreach that Trump is making, and delighted with the quality of the people he’s putting in important roles. The next four years are looking better and better.

Also, in case the position of Secretary of Smart-Assery is still available, our phone lines are open.

BONUS: STAGED FRIGHT

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Yes, that’s really the price.

It’s hardly shocking that Broadway is something of a liberal cesspool, but those on The Great White (Privileged) Way hit new depths of dipshittery on Friday night when VP-elect Mike Pence attended a performance of “Hamilton.”

Pence was booed by the audience, and at the evening’s curtain call the cast delivered this insulting message from the stage: “We are the diverse America who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us, our planet, our children, our parents, or defend us and uphold our inalienable rights.”

As much as Hope n’ Change would like to call for a boycott of the show (a retelling of our nation’s formation in Rap music), it would run contrary to our support of our precious First Amendment right to say things that are stupid and offensive.

Rather, we’re thinking of kicking off a fundraising campaign. If a bunch of us can put together $849, we can buy a ticket to the show for Mad Dog Mattis and encourage him to (ahem) meet the cast.

This article is republished with permission from our friend Stilton Jarlsberg at Hope n’Change