I wish Jeb! would just stick a fork in it already. Sure, I don’t think any of his supporters would go to any of my favorite candidates, but it’s about time he faces the music. America isn’t feeling it. Jeb! We don’t want you. It’s time to move on. Go out, eat a giant slice of cake and call it a day.
Eh, who am I kidding? Jeb! won’t take my advice. Instead, he’s scurrying around New Hampshire, desperately trying to save face. The sad thing is, even his supporters aren’t feeling it. While speaking to an audience in New Hampshire, he actually had to ask everyone to clap. It’s the saddest thing ever.
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