From News Thump

Remain supporters have been left bemused by Great Britain not sinking into the ocean the moment the results of the referendum were announced.

“Well, I suppose it’s a relief,” said Remain supporter and twice beard-grower of the year Simon Williams.

“But I’m sure it’s only temporary. I mean, obviously, leaving the EU can only result in the utter destruction of the country and the whole thing sinking into the ocean.

“I assume it’ll happen over the weekend….read more here