Monday 20 June 2016 by Philip Kendall at News Thump

An investigation is underway after thousands of men across Britain were somehow all bestowed with the title of “World’s Best Dad” amidst Father’s Day celebrations.

Insurance salesman and dad-of-three Simon Williams was overjoyed on Sunday morning when he was presented with an oversized mug declaring him to be the greatest father on the face of the planet—an accolade he readily accepted, having once reheated an entire lasagne and after dedicating himself to bimonthly hoovering.

But Williams’ patriarchal peerage came to an abrupt end not 24 hours later when, during a trip to the photocopier at his place of work, he caught sight of a coworker sipping from the exact same commemorative mug.

“A rage the like of which I have never known overcame me,” said Williams of the incident.

“Before I knew it, I was standing over his limp body with a wireless keyboard in my hand, screaming the word ‘imposter’ over and over.”…read more here