Jaden Smith Says He Used To Be A Vampire
Jaden Smith, son of liberal wackjobs Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, has said and done many, many ridiculous things. He’s been a liberal hero for wearing dresses, he’s equated himself to Gallileo, he has professed that he does not speak English, “just Jaden”…The list goes on and on.
Well, because the Earth continues to revolve around the Sun (thanks, Gallileo!) Jaden said something stupid again. During a recent interview for Numero magazine, Smith said the following:
I was only wearing black and I was hiding from the sun because I was a vampire. I was a vampire, for real. I could not expose myself to the sun and I was only wearing black trench coats. I’m not a vampire anymore, I’m out of that phase. I’ve opened myself up to wearing more colorful clothes, to going out in the middle of the day. I share much more mixed energies.
So let me get this straight…. He was a vampire. Now he’s back to being a run-of-the-mill liberal nutcase. Got it.
Now, let us take a moment to consider the fact that this 18-year-old can vote to elect our next president. This is this generation’s maturity level, folks. America has raised a generation of vampire man-babies. … read more here
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