If you do not know how to react after the terrible events in Orlando, please refer to the United Nations Islamic Terror Korrekt Response Protocol version 2.0:

Your nation’s response will be given a score based on the Korrektnes ™ of your actions (maximum score: 10/10).

UN-ITKRP v2.0

1. Nothing to do with Islam.
Every citizen of the affected country has to repeat the sentence “It has nothing to do with islam” at least 15 times a day, even if the perpetrator made it clear he did it for islam and the attack was applauded by islamic terror organisations all over the world.

CURRENT SITUATION:
GOOD RESPONSE:in general, not all data collected yed

2. Change the color of landmark buildings
Owners of landmark buildings should make a colorfol reference to the victims (like a projection of the nation’s flag colours or something like that).

CURRENT SITUATION:
GOOD RESPONSE (world trade center, NY, shows rainbow flag)

3. Dear Leader response
If you are the Dear Leader of the nation, it is mandatory to make a speech about the events without using the words “muslim” or “islam” (it is hard, I know, this is only for very skilled leaders) in a negative or accusatory way.

CURRENT SITUATION:
GOOD RESPONSE:
Obama Ignores Radical Islamic Terrorism Connection, Calls for Gun Control

4. Avoid being called islamophobe
Members of the group of people victimised (artists, satirists, or in this instance: gay people) should pay extra attention to be apologetic towards muslims, lest they be burnt at the stake as ‘islamophobes’.

CURRENT SITUATION:
BAD RESPONSE:
Milo On Breitbart News Sunday: Islam ‘The Single Greatest Threat To Western Civilization’

5. Imagine…
If you are a well known artist, you have to perorm a tear-jerking cover of “imagine” by John Lennon 5 times a day in a public space.

CURRENT SITUATION:
BAD RESPONSE:Not yet happened.

6. Leftists: crack down on political opponents
If you are a social justice organisation, you have to use the nation’s paralysis to crack down on your opponents, like all true fascists do.

CURRENT SITUATION:
GOOD RESPONSE:
CAIR Responds To Pulse Massacre By Ejecting Reporter From Press Conference

Facebook Deletes Pamela Geller’s ‘Stop Islamization Of America’ Page After Orlando Attack

Reddit Mods Delete Orlando Shooting Posts Because Attacker Was Muslim

7. Media: it’s the fault of gun owners, not muslims
Media outlets: If the initial cover-up fails, focus all your stories on the “dangers of islamophobia” after such an attack and the fact that it would have been prevented by “anti Gun laws”, and that more muslim immigration is the only way to solve the muslim terrorism.

CURRENT SITUATION:
GOOD RESPONSE:
NBC ‘Law Enforcement Expert’ Blamed Orlando Terror Shooting on Anti-Gay ‘White Hate Groups’

Joy Reid on FL Shooting: ‘The Core Issue’ Is ‘How Easy it Is To Get A Gun’

8. Islamic response
Muslim clerics or oganisations or nations: just make some half-ass attempt at an apology. You know nothing will change so who cares.

CURRENT SITUATION:
GOOD RESPONSE:
Florida Imam on Orlando Terror: ‘Stop The Mass Shootings That Are Happening All the Time’

9. Doublethink
People who can read: use advanced doublethink ™ to ignore all written evidence in the islamic holy texts that call for a relentless war against unbelievers.

CURRENT SITUATION:
GOOD RESPONSE:in general, not all data collected yet

10. Shoot the messenger
Politicians and media figures alike should proclaim that people who warn against terrorism actually cause it.

CURRENT SITUATION:
GOOD RESPONSE:in general, not all data collected yet

In case of maximum Korrektness Score, a nation’s rank in the Korrektnes scale will be determined based on the speed of Korrekt Response and the intensity (based on subjective decisions by the UN jurors).

The USA has scored a good 8/10 so far, we will keep monitoring the situation.
The high scores at the moment are 10/10 for Belgium and France (based on the last islamic terror attacks in those countries), with maximum Korrektnes achieved within 35 hours and 42 hours respectively.

Sad greetings,

Minitrue

This article is republished with permission from our friend Oleg Atbashian at The People’s Cube.