Hillary Runs Marathon
To prove her robust health, Hillary has put on her pickle suit and ran a full marathon clear across an intersection in New York City.
You can see her high speed, agile sprint which put her just ahead of Al Sharpton.
She demonstrated speed, stability, style and grace and after getting halfway across the street was quickly ushered to her waiting limousine away from the nosey paparazzi and their prying cameras.
This stellar and highly athletic performance should put to rest any doubts that she is unfit.
When she was done, she opened an unsealed jar of pickles with her bare hands.
This article is republished with permission from our friend Oleg Atbashian at The People’s Cube.
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