Sasha Obama emigrated as a young refugee from the embattled District of Columbia to Martha’s Vineyard this summer, and worked was employed until her family could arrive to be supported by tax dollars, making her the “First Anchor-Baby”

Although a member of the Royal First Family, she has been experiencing the lifestyle of the “little people” by holding a <spit> job, establishing eligibility for benefits as her parents will be unemployed and evicted from their home within 90 days.

Sasha disguised her identity by using the name “Natasha” and spent gruelling weeks (WEEKS!) being on time, dressed properly and attentive to paying customers while six Secret Service agents staked out the restaurant (and party/prostitute scene).

It is not known how she acquired the position, but neither merit nor race was considered. As seen in the above photograph, Miss “Natasha” is a demonstration of the nature vs. nurture theory of upbringing, as she is shown with her hand in the till, and redistributing other people’s money; it’s genetic.

Although she was hired, uniformed, and trained at great expense, her position will be available again shortly, as the FAMILY has come to Martha’s Vineyard where they will be eligible to survive off of taxpayer funded housing, meals and transportation, and “Natasha” is resigning to enjoy a well-earned vacation with her family.